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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, DR. ROBOTNIK. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 905.77.247.37 *** DOCTORROBOTNIK has joined 905.77.247.37 <DOCTORROBOTNIK> You've reached Doctor Robotnik. Leave only one message, and I'll get back to you if I find it necessary.

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<dosletter>

[ikonsuit]

Found a job for you.

09/28

[ikonsuit]

[ Incoming image of a blueprint sketched onto grid paper. The background behind the notebook is mostly twigs and leaves, and there might be a hint of fur in the corner of the frame. More importantly, the sketch details the inner workings of a long, cylindrical staff, marked out at just above two meters. The guts of the staff seem to be a projectile of sorts, a rather unassuming weapon able to fire bursts of energy from either end.

Priced out following the image is a hefty amount of solars.

That's it. There's no mention of what's come before, where he is, or what he expects of Robotnik. In fact, there aren't any words at all. ]

<hawkeye>

[coffeepots]

[Clint...isn't quite sure what to do with the information Slade sent him, but it's worth a shot to see who this mystery person is, right?]

uhhh. hi.
some dude sent me your contact info

i need my hearing aids fixed because i may or may not have accidentally broken them during the fog? and, uh, they don't exactly fit in my ears anymore.

i mean, they do, when i'm human. and then at night it's a whole different thing.

anyways, can you help me?

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

Dr. Robotnik.

[ Not using his first name, so you know it's important. ]

<GiggleGrrl> - Morning, January 14th

[fantabulousandwich]

This is your OFFICIAL notification that the monster pinup calendar photoshoot has been delayed to January 18th, owing to blizzards, burning, alien flesh parasites, and death. Sorry for the short notice, but your friendly neighborhood organizers were trapped in a death hotel, so. Handle it.

In the meantime, this gives YOU more time to think about the shoot! As you're a Fae, your calendar month will be next January, with the theme of Felfri. You're our only fae, so you'll have the shoot to yourself; and I'm pretty sure Cellist picked this one especially for you, so bring your A Game.

If you have any questions or concerns, or if you died and need to be excused, let us know.... or you know, come find us, because I think you live here???

- Harley Quinn

[backdated a little after The Big Defiance Breakup]

[tellessultan]

Hey, Doc. Just wanted to check in and see how you're holding up since Pop went nuclear.

<NeverAcorned>

[youngtimer]

Nothing useful in the ruins. Sorry it took me a couple days to get back to you, things have been bullshit crazy around here.

Did you find anything good?

<BlueBlur69> backdated to Sept 3

[endlesspastability]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCC

SOMETHING COOL JUST HAPPEEndbksjadk

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

Is there a Turning Test of Morality or something?

I have or may not have gotten my hands on a talking doll. Sometimes I think its fine, but I keep waking up to it breaking into my room and puttering around.

Three am tea parties are forever cursed.

and now it's action :) September 8th

[endlesspastability]

[Sonic does consider just... showing up. But he does at least remember to send a message beforehand, remembering that Robotnik had said something about a security system.

"im coming ill be there in like 30 minutes"

Just as promised, there's a knock at whatever passes for the front door of the lab about 30 minutes after the message]

<BlueBlur69> backdated to right after the Tage camping trip

[endlesspastability]

got some HOT NEW GOSS FOR YA.




just kidding its new robot parts

<SonicBoom69>

[endlesspastability]

[HI AGAIN ROBOTNIK ITS YOUR BEST FRIEND]

question

skateboard. no bells or whistles or rockets jus ta normal modern style board

price?

<BlueBlur69> backdated to the evening of 11/13

[endlesspastability]

doc

somting isnt right

<soundsurfer> backdated to the 10th

[soundsurfing]

yo brotha its me beat

[like they've never talked through the network before]

you know that hover scooter you was gonna make?

you think if i grab you more parts we can make it bigger to fit a naga?

roomies havin issues gettin round due to ice an shit an i figured this would be a better use for it than jus me scootin

MERR CRISIS

[endlesspastability]

[There's a pile of junk outside of Robotnik's lab! Wait, it's not junk -- it's scrap metal. Lots of it. Some of it with parasite wasp-paper on it? There's a bow on top of the pile as well.

Additionally, there is a glass bottle of neon blue, almost luminescent, fluid. There's a note tied around the bottle.

"HAPPY NATTENWHATEVER EGGMAN I found you a bunch of stuff!! Figured it might help you finish my skateboard sooner. =P I also hurt myself the other day and found out I bled this blue stuff??? It smells like a car engine so maybe you can use it for something. Don't expect an unlimited supply though, I need it for stuff!! But aren't I just the nicest and coolest mortal enemy ever???

let's keep working toward getting the heck out of here!!! then I can beat you up all over again.

SONIC"]

<soundsurfer>

[soundsurfing]

yo brobot come to the arcade i got somethin i think yer gonna love

<PunnyBone>

[lottabones]

This morning I found out I can't be in the sun anymore. I'm stuck in a cave with nothing to do.

Anything awful happening out there?

<Composing> forward dated to 7/25

[leggierissimo]

Hello, Doctor. I know we haven't spoken much, but I know Beat speaks fondly of you, so I have a request for you.

I'd like to organize something for Beat. His birthday is coming up in a few days, and I thought that it might be good for him to receive a few messages from the people he enjoys being around and talking to, to let him know just how much he's appreciated. If there's any day to show him a bit of love, this is it, and I can assure you that it is very much needed, even if he won't admit it.

This isn't an obligation to get him a gift, though I certainly won't stop you if you'd like to. But, sometimes, a message we can go back and reread when our minds are turning against us is a gift worth more than something you can hold in your hands.

His birthday is August 1st, and we'll be hosting a small get-together at the following location:

[When looked up the address is... an old church? Very odd. If investigated, though, the church seems to be undergoing renovations.]

You're welcome to come, if you like, and you're welcome to bring a plus-one. Let me know if you plan on coming, so I can make sure we have enough supplies.

((ooc: PS: Don't tell Tal, the location/gift is a surprise!))

The day after the deed (he needed a day to process and scream)

[soundsurfing]

yer on yer own wid the takin shit from elias stuff brotha

broke my keycard told him to go stuff himself

but still on fer jackin yer shit up

dont put the plans off either you fuckin lazy asshole i know you

Nattenfest 2022!

[lottabones]

[Robotnik is Triffany's friend, too, even if he's not much of a people person. That's why she gets him a cappuccino machine that comes with pre-made mixes of a variety of sweet flavors. All to get his faerie energy up and to stay up late enough to finish his inventions.]

Take care! Hope you like this present. - Triffany

backdated to the day after the expedition

[soundsurfing]

[After he's rested, Beat will contact Robotnik.]

yo the machine worked but uh

i aint sure you wanna sip any of this

its water sure but like

nasty yellow water

<SMoran>

[crazyequalsgenius]

Hello, Doctor. I got your name from a colleague, and I was wondering if you'd be interested in a manufacturing project. I'm starting a security service, and looking into options that I can offer for surveillance. I know the technology here is insulting, but I thought I should start with the reputable best when exploring my options.

< Octavius > (backdated to October 10th or so)

[sciencesquid]

I hope this message reaches you at a good time, Doctor.

I was hoping we might meet in the Arcade sometime soon. I've gotten started on a project for Elias that could benefit from your cooperation greatly, if you'd be interested. It should fall right into your area of expertise.

NATTENSFEST 2k23

[endlesspastability]

[Delivered to Robotnik's lab is a HUGE fuckin cake. Like. Four tiers. The icing is sweet and vanilla flavored, and the cake inside is also vanilla!! BUT GOOD VANILLA. In-between the tiers are layers of jam and fruit.

There's a note;

"I did not make this cake so don't worry it should taste really good!

-Sonic"]