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[evilgrows]

Until I fully get into the skateboard creation business and everyone has one, maybe. It could be pretty lucrative. Come up with a few limited edition designs, get my branding on, open up a nice storefront...

[Yeah, like he'd put all of his time and effort into that when he has other things to do.

He is technically working on something for Beat, but it's not quite the same.]

Looks like a hit.

[endlesspastability]

Heeeeeeheeeehehheeee....!! [he rubs it on his cheeks like a happy cat] You could make a MILLION ZILLION SOLARS. Every kid in Bavan is gonna want one next Christmas -- Nattenwhatever.

[he sets it down on the ground and puts one foot on it, then pushes it back and forth with his other foot] Oooohh....! So smooth....! I'm gonna go so faaaaast!

[evilgrows]

[He rubs his chin thoughtfully.]

It could be a lucrative form of funding. Maybe if I automate the process a little more...

[He's just gonna take a brief moment to describe the potential automation of skateboard creation before snapping out of it. He has never seen anyone except himself this excited about something he made, not even Stone, and he's not sure how to feel about it.]

Anyway. There's no warranty. You break it, you're paying for a new one. Got that?

[endlesspastability]

[WELL START BELIEVING IT cause Sonic is so psyched he might explode. See Robotnik, you CAN use your powers for good]

Yeah yeah yeah!! I know I know, I break it I bought it, blah blah blah. LATER!

[and with a silly salute, he picks up speed and rides smoothly down the sidewalk and out of sight]