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[evilgrows]

Of course I know what you mean.

[Hard to have a raver phase when you don't really respect the PLUR lifestyle, but nothing stops Doctor Robotnik!!!

And it's really, really weird having someone call him a "real bro." Nobody calls him that. That's silly.]

If you say so, [he says in a way that clearly indicates that, no, he doesn't know that.] Anyway, this should be pretty simple to pull off. It'll just take a little time.

[soundsurfing]

Heh, I DO say so!

[Said in a way that says he didn't get the clear indication, he's sorry.]

Hell yeah! Take yer time, yo, we got all month to work on it. If you got anyone who might seem like they up fer paintin' up a place, cleanin' it up some or whatever, lemme know. Not too many peeps tho, I wanna surprise some. Don't tell Blue.

[evilgrows]

I don't exactly keep a list. [Or make friends enough to call them for things.] I could bring along a few of the machines that perform basic maintenance or cleaning duties in my lab, though.

[It wouldn't be hard to reprogram them for this particular purpose, anyway.]

I'm sure Sonic'll be thrilled by the surprise.

[He's not exactly stoked about doing something nice for his mortal enemy, but whatever! That's not even the main thing here! It'll be fine!]

[soundsurfing]

Oh hey yo, that'd be cool, I can pay ya fer yer time, either actual pay or jus' more electronics an' stuff.

[The mention about Sonic makes Beat grin. Sir you are doing nothing to dissuade him from the fact you're not a good guy.]

Yer the best. Keep the ipod fer now, yo, you can toss it back at the end of the party. I'll getchu duplicates of the keys fer the warehouse so you can come an' go as needed. [Please never ask him how he managed to get keys to a warehouse... Ever.] Hope you come to the party to enjoy an' check out how it looks in the end!

[evilgrows]

[Well, hey, it's not like Beat needs to know about the part where he was totally trying to kill Sonic. It's all good. Tooootally fine.]

You can just pay me whatever you can afford. I offer something of a discount on projects I'm particularly interested in.

[And this just happens to be right up his alley. He sticks the ipod in his pocket.]

Oh, I won't miss it. I'm not the biggest fan of parties, but there are times I can make an exception. [And wayyyy too many of these times happen to happen here.]

[soundsurfing]

[What do you mean they're not the best of friends look at how they interact! Don't pop his bubble, man.]

You got it, gimme an invoice or somethin' whenever you want an' I'll shuffle shit yer way.

[He absolutely beams when Robotnik wouldn't miss it, look how happy you just made this kid. What a good insect man.]

Hell yeah! I'll leave the key here when it gets cloned. Catchya later, Brobot!

[evilgrows]

[Goddammit, look what he's become. He doesn't seem particularly thrilled about apparently making Beat's day, but whatever. Whatever!]

Alright. I'll start getting some preliminary sketches together. See you later.

[Well... at least he's looking forward to the project. Now time to get back to the lab before he starts making anybody else happy.]