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<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Really?

[It's annoying to read, but not impossible, and the implications are more important than giving him crap about his spelling.]

You're sure it's not just a bad case of static electricity?

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

YAH RLY AND NO ITS NOT THIS IS DIFFERNT I CAN FEEL

INSIDE

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Hmmm. It does look to be about that time.

Anything else you can feel inside?

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

huh??? uhhh no not rly???

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Just trying to narrow some things down.

However, if changing causes your abilities to return at their usual intensity, we might be able to use them as a power source to return home.

[So he can get back to trying to kill him, as one does.]

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

wait wait wait changes

its not already time for that is it???

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

According to my calendar, it's somewhat consistent to when they usually start to manifest. It's a more reasonable hypothesis than you suddenly getting your abilities back.

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

wow

uh

thats a serious dunk in cold water!!

what are the odds I AM just gtting my powers back?? like. i could be lucky!!!

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

The odds are extremely miniscule and I'm not here to prop up your wishful thinking. Generally the only way I've seen people get powers like that is if they: one, start changing into something with them, or two, collect enough bootleg Chuck E. Cheese tokens to summon the magic shopkeeper.

Don't get your hopes up.

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

i found 20 tokens!!

they have a...


uhhh

im not sure

i think its uspposed to be a battery? idk theyre pretty bnged up

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Is that so?

Well, what a fun twist this is turning out to be.

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

ugh whatever!!

when can i come and zap one of my rings and see what hppens???

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

You really don't get the implications here, do you?

Oh well. I'm a little busy with some projects right now, but you can come by in a day or two. Do you know where the lab is?

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

no??? honestly doc im not pickin up what your puttin down here

a day or two?? ugh. fine. no i dont know where it is. will you tell me?

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

All of my fun money has a little faerie on it.

Think about it.

Anyway:

[He sends him an address in Bavan.]

Let me know when you're coming so I can turn off the security system.

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

since when are batteries monsters???? or even alivE???? im so confused.


and ok sure whatever ill see you in a few days!!

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

I think I'm putting you in the running for densest material in the universe.

Let me know if any other symptoms develop in the meantime.