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<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

ok thats why but like

whyyyyyyyyyyyy

and what do uo mean inefficient how else do people NOT smell like garbage all the time???? UGH i cant even wash my hair anymore its gonna be SO gross

hip hip hooray

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Because, the human body is a terribly-evolved mess. I know I'm antisocial but that's not the only reason I find machines to be superior.

Showers are much more efficient and you're not stewing in your own juices, but once you reach the point where all you need is a brief wipedown every so often, I can only imagine it'll be even more convenient.

Washing your hair too often isn't even good for you. Have you tried dry shampoo in the meantime?

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

i mean. youre not wrong.

I MEANT SHOWER. bath shower whatever i cant do either of them!!! uggggghhh

whats a dry dshampoo

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

What's it sound like? Shampoo you use dry. Duh. I don't use it, but people seem to swear by it.

Worth a try if that's your only option.

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

[how the fuuuuuuuu--

he is having a very hard time imagining this, mostly because he hasn't realized it's a spray yet]

huhhhhhhhhhh

well i guess its better than nothing?

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

That's the idea.

Otherwise you could always try a nice dip in a vat of industrial degreaser.