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<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

I know how a skateboard works! I just wouldn't expect to be anyone's first choice for something so simple.

But fine. I accept your offer.

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

well sometimes simple is better!!! i have a friend who is teaching me how to use it!!

YAAAAY i will bring it forthwith

(that means right now. i read it in the newspaper!)

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Congratulations on your vocabulary. I'm sure it feels very impressive.

Let me know if you want to add anything interesting on later.

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

dont make fun of me im pbettering myself

we can wait and addjet boosters when i can actually stand on it without busting my butt

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Don't tell me what to do if you want the goods.

I'd certainly hope you have some reasonable balance sensors.

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

its WAAAY harder than it looks!!! they just wanna GO and if you arent ready you WILL fall off

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

You act like I've never tried a skateboard before.

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

oh

my god


i cant even picture you on a skateboard

I CANT EVEN

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

You do realize I was young once, right?

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

noooooo

im pretty sure you just appeaed one day fully formed

maybe from a gas station

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Wow. Well, despite my distinct lack of parentage I in fact did NOT emerge spontaneously amongst the Slim Jims and lotto tickets.

Frankly, that would have been better.

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

that would have been amazing

"local gas station gives birth to greatest (citation needed) scientific mind of our times"


thats the headline

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

I could give you SO MANY citations!!!