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<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

You do realize I was young once, right?

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

noooooo

im pretty sure you just appeaed one day fully formed

maybe from a gas station

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Wow. Well, despite my distinct lack of parentage I in fact did NOT emerge spontaneously amongst the Slim Jims and lotto tickets.

Frankly, that would have been better.

<BlueBlur69>

[endlesspastability]

that would have been amazing

"local gas station gives birth to greatest (citation needed) scientific mind of our times"


thats the headline

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

I could give you SO MANY citations!!!