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<SMoran>

[crazyequalsgenius]

Nice to know I don't have to waste time looking for someone else.

Motion sensors and rigged lights are a good start, as far as selling to the locals. They don't know what they're missing, and it'll be easy to build a client base while I figure out what sort of things to do for transplants like us.

I heard that a group of suburban yuppies tried to make an airtight humans-only place before my time ... you have any intel on that? Not having a network backlog here is chafing my arse.

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

That's simple enough. The locals can be so utterly charmed by so very little. Less effort, more funds, you can spend more time on trying to create something worthwhile. I'll see what I can throw together to dumb it down for the idiots.

Can't say that's really anything I spent much effort on looking into, no. I'm a busy man, you know. Try looking up a historian or something.

<SMoran>

[crazyequalsgenius]

That's the exact same attitude I've been taking about it. Win-win, and they don't need to know it's more of a win for us than them.

If you're that busy, I won't keep you. Whatever you come up with for motion sensors and an attached light trigger, write me up a quote for two dozen to start. I'd like to have stock on hand to offer when the brick-and-mortar office is ready.

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Great. I'll get right on that. Should be finished reaaaal soon.

[A little later, he sends off a price, a pretty damn decent one.]

Acceptable?

<SMoran>

[crazyequalsgenius]

[he's looking over real estate listings for office space when the ping comes back over the network. skimming the quote, he nods. it is, in fact, very decent indeed, and he'd be a fool to try and nitpick about it.]

Yes, this looks excellent. How soon would you be able to have it all ready at that rate?

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Something like this? A month, tops, based on understanding from previous work, but don't be surprised to hear about it coming earlier.

<SMoran>

[crazyequalsgenius]

Excellent. I'll send someone with payment tomorrow evening. I look forward to our continued business together, Doctor.

[and by someone he likely means Vicious]

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Uh-huh. I'll get right on that.

[...It sounds sarcastic, but he actually means it.]