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<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

Is there a Turning Test of Morality or something?

I have or may not have gotten my hands on a talking doll. Sometimes I think its fine, but I keep waking up to it breaking into my room and puttering around.

Three am tea parties are forever cursed.

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Breaking into your room wouldn't really register on the good side of any generic scale of morality, Turing's or otherwise, I can tell you that.

Don't tell me you staged some kind of "kidnapping" during the stupid dollhouse adventure.

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

It's creepy.

Also no. I was noticing my nightmares weren't letting up so I paid Mana for what I thought was going to be like, a nice wholesome therapy animal. Maybe a talking dog or something.


Instead, I get a three-foot tall doll who keeps floating random crap and asking for tea parties.

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

And THAT'S why when presented with an opportunity like that you make sure your request is airtight.

Looks like your options are either send it back or toss it in the lake and hope it doesn't swim. Does Mana take returns?

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

I feel called out but I deserve it. Never make choices like that when really sleep deprived.

Also honestly I don't think she does. I don't want to risk getting turned into a frog if she thinks I'm ungrateful.

The other issue is the doll acts alive. My own sense of ethics won't let me just kill her. Have I locked her in a room? Yes. The doll unfortunately is about as smart as like, a really smart toddler or dog.

She doesn't seem to like my boyfriend.

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Would being a frog really be worse than having some horrifying hell doll waking you up to play house?

So how's your *boyfriend's* sense of ethics?

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

YES. The wrong person catches me and I get dissected. At least I can yeet a hell doll.

Pretty sure he wants to kill the doll. He heard me scream when she showed up. He was down for murder.

Plus sometimes he has a very Heathcliff vibe.

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

This might surprise you but the wrong person can catch you and dissect you whether you're a frog or not.

Maybe you should just let your boyfriend and his ham helmet take care of the doll while you go hang out somewhere else. Then you're not an accessory to it.

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

I've been warned. I just don't want certain creeps taking advantage.


What if she can be trained? She didn't mind being used for a small prank.