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<GiggleGrrl> - Morning, January 14th

[fantabulousandwich]

This is your OFFICIAL notification that the monster pinup calendar photoshoot has been delayed to January 18th, owing to blizzards, burning, alien flesh parasites, and death. Sorry for the short notice, but your friendly neighborhood organizers were trapped in a death hotel, so. Handle it.

In the meantime, this gives YOU more time to think about the shoot! As you're a Fae, your calendar month will be next January, with the theme of Felfri. You're our only fae, so you'll have the shoot to yourself; and I'm pretty sure Cellist picked this one especially for you, so bring your A Game.

If you have any questions or concerns, or if you died and need to be excused, let us know.... or you know, come find us, because I think you live here???

- Harley Quinn

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Don't even get to pick my own theme, huh? Not that I'm complaining, for once.

[He's still not thrilled about being convinced to get involved in the first place, but at least he doesn't have to share with anyone else, and he can actually kind of appreciate the theme. Felfri didn't suck that much! Good job, Slade.]

I'm very much alive despite attempts to the contrary, and I really wasn't expecting this to go down on time after that fiasco anyway. They hand out survivor t-shirts yet? You can just leave mine in any lab, I'll find it.

<GiggleGrrl>

[fantabulousandwich]

Bub, if they handed out T-shirts every time we survived something trying to kill us, everyone's closet would be stuffed full of the things.

OKAY SO

YOU DO LIVE HERE

... SOMEWHERE

Are you the one who ate all the doughnuts out of the fourth floor east wing kitchen? Because I was saving those for my post-swim snack.

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

I wasn't intending to move in. It was just a matter of convenience to stay instead of heading back and forth all the time. That and I keep more of an inconsistent schedule when I'm particularly busy.

I just tend to hang out in one lab or another most of the time.

But I didn't eat ALL of them. And I can't lie, so that means there has to be another culprit out there.

<GiggleGrrl>

[fantabulousandwich]

Hmph. I'll find the culprit. Justice will be done.

[This temporary Nephilim has a brand new target.]

What are you DOING in the labs, anyway? You're not building a doomsday device, are you? That's so old school.

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Make sure you get 'em before they start on my stash.

No doomsday devices. Yet. I have a few projects I'm working on, but I'm not positive on exactly how much I'm cleared to reveal. You might want to ask my "boss" (imagine these quotation marks are enormous) for the specifics.