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<DOCTORROBOTNIK> You've reached Doctor Robotnik. Leave only one message, and I'll get back to you if I find it necessary.
<GiggleGrrl>
OKAY SO
YOU DO LIVE HERE
... SOMEWHERE
Are you the one who ate all the doughnuts out of the fourth floor east wing kitchen? Because I was saving those for my post-swim snack.
<DoctorRobotnik>
I just tend to hang out in one lab or another most of the time.
But I didn't eat ALL of them. And I can't lie, so that means there has to be another culprit out there.
<GiggleGrrl>
[This temporary Nephilim has a brand new target.]
What are you DOING in the labs, anyway? You're not building a doomsday device, are you? That's so old school.
<DoctorRobotnik>
No doomsday devices. Yet. I have a few projects I'm working on, but I'm not positive on exactly how much I'm cleared to reveal. You might want to ask my "boss" (imagine these quotation marks are enormous) for the specifics.