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<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

I can always just blow stuff up if I'm feeling particularly antsy.

It doesn't actually get anything done, but every so often a good kaboom in the name of both science and entertainment is just what you need.

[youngtimer]

You know, I think I'd like to see one of those sometime. It sounds extremely gratifying.

Most of the explosions I've caused have been by design. Destroying evidence, distractions, assassinations, that sort of thing.

[like you do]

[evilgrows]

Just imagine something like that, but a little less purposeful. It's not exactly a destination event.

[youngtimer]

Probably not, no, but it could still be gratifying.

I know better than to ask you what you're working on right now, but if there's anything I can help out with in the process, hit me up. I've got contacts at Liewen and McGucket labs if you need anything from either.

[evilgrows]

Okay. If I find myself desperate enough to seek assistance, I'll know where to go.

[Just gonna be rude as usual, apparently.]

[youngtimer]

See you 'round then, asshole. :D

[just gonna not care as usual, too]

[evilgrows]

Inevitably.