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<DOCTORROBOTNIK> You've reached Doctor Robotnik. Leave only one message, and I'll get back to you if I find it necessary.
<PunnyBone>
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<PunnyBone>
That, and making sure oral history doesn't die out, but considering the Gods here, there's a risk of every cultist or villager getting wiped out in a month.
<DoctorRobotnik>
This is particularly fertile ground for the great game of telephone.
<PunnyBone>
And there's no telling if I'll end up a fun mystery or just another that's overlooked.
But no one here will remember me by then, yeah? No one alive will feel insulted..
<DoctorRobotnik>
Pretty sure that no matter what, somehow, there'll be some memory of that big group of weirdos who got sucked here and turned into monsters and ate everyone. Stuff of legends, that one.
<PunnyBone>
[She has thought about this for more than half of her life.]
Hopefully we'll be remembered as the era of monsters from another world, separate from the era when monsters and humans got along just fine. The Fog cult folks still have some writing about punishment for their sins. Though they were almost lost to time.
Ridiculousl
<DoctorRobotnik>
Someone's gotta teach it that it's not the only game in town.
<PunnyBone>
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