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<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Far more interesting than the latest gossip, in most cases.

So, spill it. Whatcha got this time?

<BlueBlur69>

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nothing nearly as interesting s last time but ALSO not as horrible so ill take it!!!

uhhh lets see i woke up and my earswere on top of my head again!! they look like my old ones but you know. made of metal. everything sounds kind of tinny but im getting used to it.

aaaaaand then my back? idk whats up exactly maybe like plates down my spine.

legs are starting to itch tho... think those are gonna go next :T

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Interesting that the changes seem to be somewhat returning you to your previous shape. Like some kind of cosmic joke.

Everything sounds consistent to what's been happening so far, though. If you're going to be fully machine, everything organic's got to go, which I agree with wholeheartedly.

Did your ears and back itch at all before they changed?

<BlueBlur69>

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ha haaaaa so funnnyyyyy. so glad the weather lady thinks shes a comedian now too


I DO NOT AGREE =| but at least robots dont smell like cheese like humans do. why is that btw. why does your species smell like cheese and or onions. like. did humans used to have predator sthat were afraid of smelly foods. does smelig like something thts probably dead benefit yur kind in some way?????

i may just be angry cause i literally cant take a porper bath now


mmmm a little???? it was quick tho. maybe cause it was all kind of small by cokparison

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

It's chemistry regarding the compounds of sweat reacting to bacteria, actually, although people tend to use other odors to mask that to varying degrees of success.

I don't see why you're complaining about something as inefficient as a bath, though. Sounds like a win-win.

Anyway, I'm just trying to nail down some consistency in transformation. If the itchiness signals change for everything, then you'll have a heads-up ahead of time so you can prepare no matter what.

<BlueBlur69>

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ok thats why but like

whyyyyyyyyyyyy

and what do uo mean inefficient how else do people NOT smell like garbage all the time???? UGH i cant even wash my hair anymore its gonna be SO gross

hip hip hooray

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

Because, the human body is a terribly-evolved mess. I know I'm antisocial but that's not the only reason I find machines to be superior.

Showers are much more efficient and you're not stewing in your own juices, but once you reach the point where all you need is a brief wipedown every so often, I can only imagine it'll be even more convenient.

Washing your hair too often isn't even good for you. Have you tried dry shampoo in the meantime?

<BlueBlur69>

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i mean. youre not wrong.

I MEANT SHOWER. bath shower whatever i cant do either of them!!! uggggghhh

whats a dry dshampoo

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

What's it sound like? Shampoo you use dry. Duh. I don't use it, but people seem to swear by it.

Worth a try if that's your only option.

<BlueBlur69>

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[how the fuuuuuuuu--

he is having a very hard time imagining this, mostly because he hasn't realized it's a spray yet]

huhhhhhhhhhh

well i guess its better than nothing?

<DoctorRobotnik>

[evilgrows]

That's the idea.

Otherwise you could always try a nice dip in a vat of industrial degreaser.