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[evilgrows]

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The day after the deed (he needed a day to process and scream)

[soundsurfing]

yer on yer own wid the takin shit from elias stuff brotha

broke my keycard told him to go stuff himself

but still on fer jackin yer shit up

dont put the plans off either you fuckin lazy asshole i know you

[evilgrows]

I work CONSTANTLY and you have the absolute gall to call me lazy!

Completely understandable though. You don't need an affiliation to do the manual labor.

Might cause some transportation issues, but we'll see.

[soundsurfing]

on NOTHIN yo

stop tinkerin!

yeah i aint gonna be able to shovel shit into the arcade no more but i got the van i guess i can do heavy liftin

i aint gonna be able to help gather up anythin in the fourth park i aint going back there

but i can scrap yard dive to get new shit for a new tank

[evilgrows]

"Tinkering" is part of how you get things done!! Your lack of appreciation for what I do is DEEPLY ANNOYING.

I could utilize the arcade myself at least. I might wander by the park to see what's left but I sincerely doubt there's going to be anything worthwhile, so you'd better get scrapping. I have plenty of new ideas and the more I can use the better.

As long as you're currently up for it, that is. Anyone take your invitation to heart?

[soundsurfing]

aw man i miss phone emoji all over again

:P

thats my response to you bein annoyed

draw up plans, yo, i know yer brain big enough i know you got somethin in there

lest i can do is build you the tank again but lets start small aight

[evilgrows]

Here's what I think about that:

D:<

Oh, like I don't have plans out the wazoo. I have plans! Plans are the thing I have the most of!

So we shrink the tank plans. Testing it out on me only should reduce the amount we need in the first place.

[soundsurfing]

suck it up big brain

[It's so weird. Of all the people to make Beat feel as close to normal again...]

make me a list yo i mighta forgotten mosta the shit needed

an uh

you said you wanted to

candense it?

cause fog might not work

how we gonna do that gimme a list fer shit to make a candensing machine

[evilgrows]

After you, pea-brain.

[NYEAH.]

You know how fog is essentially a cloud, right? Clouds are made of water, and there are therefore techniques to harvest the water from fog. If we can do the same for the fog god's fog, we should get some kind of horrifying magical water that just might be able to do the trick.

We'll just need to do it at a small scale so it's not super obvious and won't be sabotaged, so holding the fog in its fog form at first and then processing it later is probably our best bet.

So we're going to need a net.

[Along with that he attaches a list of various components or things that can be reused for components.]

[soundsurfing]

HEH

so we jus make it water

god water

jus member i failed science aight so the tank i can build and the vacs we can repiece back together ima be rollin the hoses outta the sewers but i wont toss em jus in case

[Beat will write this list down, even if it begins to feel like taking notes after a while so he writes them sloppy]

an uh

hey

sorry i named you but thanks fer

i dunno

not changin how you treat me

[evilgrows]

As long as you can continue to follow instructions, you don't need to do the science part. I'll take care of the brain portion and you can put things together.

Look, you're an idiot, but so is everyone else. You made such a spectacle that your little error there flew pretty far under the radar. If I started making that much of a stink about it I'd have to look for someone else to do the grunt work and do I really want to waste time on that? No, I don't.

[soundsurfing]

thank god yo we see what happens when i brain shit ima just smack shit wid a wrench hey make me some cool goggles too??

heh

an i like you too

aight yo ima head off an getchyer shit

lets see about killin a god or two huh?

[evilgrows]

Fiiiiiine, you can have some goggles.

Blah blah blah. Stop being sappy. Let's get the deicide train a-rolling.