Haha, yeah! Newsflash.. that weather balloon that crashed in 1947 wasn't a weather balloon at all! It's the space craft my righteous alien dude bro, Tony, came in. He came with me here, but.. I guess he's just been living it up. He doesn't come back to my apartment much.
[ Alfred still doesn't know what planet Tony is from, but it's fine. He's one of his weird friends.
America seems fascinated with whatever Robotnik is talking about. Sounds like pretty heavy stuff, and he would also assume it was terrorism too if something like that happened cause he's just Like That. What it actually seems to be is something a lot more interesting, and he can get behind all sorts of theories about it for days. Dish them all out to him, Robotnik, he loves stuff like this.
He takes a rather large bite of taiyaki as he keeps looking at the quill and asks a very tactless question: ]
Did it start glowing again before or after we fucked?
[Just who the hell is he acquaintances with here anyway? Okay, he's old but doesn't seem old, thinks Robotnik's an actor, brought a fucking Roswell alien with him...
This place sure is a place.]
But...
[he trails off. GEE, WAY TO REMIND HIM OF THINGS HE'D RATHER FORGET, HUH. He lets out a small, mildly annoyed sigh.] ...After, but not immediately after. I doubt it was related.
I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. Why do I care if you messed with the scene of a UFO crash or not? I wasn't involved. It's just... certainly a thing.
[His attention drifts back towards the tube with the quill in it, and he frowns. He sure as hell hopes the thing doesn't run on his energy here.
Likely it's just the fact that the thing had unlimited power to begin with, bouncing back. Or something. Maybe more analysis is required.]
[Not even the power of science is going to get him to be interested in trying that one out right now.]
Look, it was perfectly acceptable at the time. But right now, I'm actually in my right mind for a change, and I'd like to enjoy that until the next time I start craving human touch and things in my ass, okay?
But next time you're feeling horny, just let me know. We can do our science experiment then..! I'm actually pretty interested high powered thing itself.
[ Alfred, nobody said you could be apart of this. ]
[Thaaaank fuck. He really didn't want to get into an argument about kissing of all things.]
If I absolutely feel like I can't live without it, I'll keep you in mind. I think I have some other projects to deal with for that particular time, though.
[He still has to test some things he's been working on along with everything else and, as usual, he prefers to do it alone.]
Why do I get the feeling you'll be the one calling me instead?
[He's been so busy being annoyed that he hasn't even bothered trying to actually eat the damn taiyaki, so this time he'll take a bite. Has any one man ever looked so disgruntled while eating a fish-shaped pastry before?]
Not bad, [he reports, but he still doesn't look happy about it.
[Why are people so insistent on him being their friend? Why do people need friends so much? He contemplates this silently as he slowly eats his taiyaki.
Maybe he doesn't have as much to do as he used to, but still, friends take up way too much time and effort.
'Cause! You're interesting! And I wanna look out for you! I'm pretty invested in seeing what you come up with while you're here.
[ That and the fact he enjoyed himself during the whole Astella/Ostella bullshit. Sorry, he kind of attaches himself like glue to people if they give him an ounce of attention. ]
I believe in you too! This quill thing that you're talking about.. I think it could probably work.
[ Says the guy that knows nothing about the hedgehog power. He's just stupidly optimistic. ]
[ If people tolerate America, he likes them. That's how desperately he wants friends. That was your first mistake, Robotnik. America helps himself to another taiyaki. ]
What are you so eager to get back to home for? I kinda like being here without any responsibilities. ... Or is responsibilities all you really know what to do with and you wanna get back to them?
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[ Alfred still doesn't know what planet Tony is from, but it's fine. He's one of his weird friends.
America seems fascinated with whatever Robotnik is talking about. Sounds like pretty heavy stuff, and he would also assume it was terrorism too if something like that happened cause he's just Like That. What it actually seems to be is something a lot more interesting, and he can get behind all sorts of theories about it for days. Dish them all out to him, Robotnik, he loves stuff like this.
He takes a rather large bite of taiyaki as he keeps looking at the quill and asks a very tactless question: ]
Did it start glowing again before or after we fucked?
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[Just who the hell is he acquaintances with here anyway? Okay, he's old but doesn't seem old, thinks Robotnik's an actor, brought a fucking Roswell alien with him...
This place sure is a place.]
But...
[he trails off. GEE, WAY TO REMIND HIM OF THINGS HE'D RATHER FORGET, HUH. He lets out a small, mildly annoyed sigh.] ...After, but not immediately after. I doubt it was related.
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[ He finishes his first taiyaki and licks any remaining custard off of his fingers. ]
But it could have! It might be feeding off of your energy since you’re the closest thing to it.
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[His attention drifts back towards the tube with the quill in it, and he frowns. He sure as hell hopes the thing doesn't run on his energy here.
Likely it's just the fact that the thing had unlimited power to begin with, bouncing back. Or something. Maybe more analysis is required.]
If it was related, it would have happened sooner.
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I mean, we could always measure it’s energy, mack on each other for a bit, then measure its energy again. You know. For science.
[ America, you just like kissing people. ]
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How about we don't.
[Not even the power of science is going to get him to be interested in trying that one out right now.]
Look, it was perfectly acceptable at the time. But right now, I'm actually in my right mind for a change, and I'd like to enjoy that until the next time I start craving human touch and things in my ass, okay?
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[ He's not terribly persistent, thank god. ]
But next time you're feeling horny, just let me know. We can do our science experiment then..! I'm actually pretty interested high powered thing itself.
[ Alfred, nobody said you could be apart of this. ]
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If I absolutely feel like I can't live without it, I'll keep you in mind. I think I have some other projects to deal with for that particular time, though.
[He still has to test some things he's been working on along with everything else and, as usual, he prefers to do it alone.]
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[ Noooo, Alfred. ]
How's the taiyaki? Not half bad, am I right? I put Uber Eats to shame, man.
[ He just seems.. so disgustingly delighted to be here. Why, tho. ]
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[He's been so busy being annoyed that he hasn't even bothered trying to actually eat the damn taiyaki, so this time he'll take a bite. Has any one man ever looked so disgruntled while eating a fish-shaped pastry before?]
Not bad, [he reports, but he still doesn't look happy about it.
Still eating it, though.]
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Me? Call you?
... Yeah, it's probably likely..! I like checking in with my friends, so.
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Maybe he doesn't have as much to do as he used to, but still, friends take up way too much time and effort.
People really like to latch on, though.]
Well, you don't have to.
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[ They can do this all night. ]
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I have no idea why you'd want to, but fine. Okay? Fine.
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[ That and the fact he enjoyed himself during the whole Astella/Ostella bullshit. Sorry, he kind of attaches himself like glue to people if they give him an ounce of attention. ]
I believe in you too! This quill thing that you're talking about.. I think it could probably work.
[ Says the guy that knows nothing about the hedgehog power. He's just stupidly optimistic. ]
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[He really, really doesn't sound like he believes it. Too... nice? Friendly? Supportive? All of the above? It just doesn't seem right.
People shouldn't like him. That's just ridiculous.]
It'll have to work, because it's the only plan I've got right now.
[The only get-out-of-here plan, anyway, because he clearly has a number of other plans for other purposes.]
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America helps himself to another taiyaki. ]
What are you so eager to get back to home for? I kinda like being here without any responsibilities.
... Or is responsibilities all you really know what to do with and you wanna get back to them?
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And apparently there's nothing he can do about it now.]
I still have things I need to take care of back home. I can't just let that go.
[Revenge, essentially, on a horrible blue alien and his stupid dad. And, eventually he'll find, on his own damn employers.]
I have work to do.
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[ He's smiling so innocently, but he seems terribly interested. ]
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[It's hard to look too angry/threatening when you're eating a fish-shaped pastry, but if anyone can manage, it's him.]
Something more personal.
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[ He sounds.. so very certain. ]
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[He just... grumpily takes a bite of his taiyaki because that's the last thing he ever expected him to come up with.]
I just have something annoying I need to deal with.
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The President.
Yeah, I understand, man. It's real annoying.
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[He doesn't exactly want to mention the fact that he needs revenge on a horrible blue alien hedgehog.]
It's even more annoying than that.
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Woah, are you.. serious? It's that bad? I thought that was impossible!!
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