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Dr. ROBOTNIK ⬤ SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (2020)

residential district ⬤ LEVEL 2

MOONBLESSING ⬤ IRIS

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[evilgrows]

[Why are people so insistent on him being their friend? Why do people need friends so much? He contemplates this silently as he slowly eats his taiyaki.

Maybe he doesn't have as much to do as he used to, but still, friends take up way too much time and effort.

People really like to latch on, though.]

Well, you don't have to.

[herocomplex]

Too bad. I'm gonna.
_{[ They can do this all night. ]}

[evilgrows]

[He lets out a heavy sigh, running his free hand down his face. Of course. Of course!]

I have no idea why you'd want to, but fine. Okay? Fine.

[herocomplex]

'Cause! You're interesting! And I wanna look out for you! I'm pretty invested in seeing what you come up with while you're here.

_{[ That and the fact he enjoyed himself during the whole Astella/Ostella bullshit. Sorry, he kind of attaches himself like glue to people if they give him an ounce of attention. ]}

I believe in you too! This quill thing that you're talking about.. I think it could probably work.

_{[ Says the guy that knows nothing about the hedgehog power. He's just stupidly optimistic. ]}

[evilgrows]

...Thanks.

[He really, really doesn't sound like he believes it. Too... nice? Friendly? Supportive? All of the above? It just doesn't seem right.

People shouldn't like him. That's just ridiculous.]

It'll have to work, because it's the only plan I've got right now.

[The only get-out-of-here plan, anyway, because he clearly has a number of other plans for other purposes.]

[herocomplex]

_{[ If people tolerate America, he likes them. That's how desperately he wants friends. That was your first mistake, Robotnik.
America helps himself to another taiyaki. ]}

What are you so eager to get back to home for? I kinda like being here without any responsibilities.
... Or is responsibilities all you really know what to do with and you wanna get back to them?

[evilgrows]

[He never even meant to tolerate him! He's running on things that happened when he wasn't even in his right mind!!

And apparently there's nothing he can do about it now.]

I still have things I need to take care of back home. I can't just let that go.

[Revenge, essentially, on a horrible blue alien and his stupid dad. And, eventually he'll find, on his own damn employers.]

I have work to do.

[herocomplex]

Really? Like top secret government work or something else?
_{[ He's smiling so innocently, but he seems terribly interested. ]}

[evilgrows]

...Something else.

[It's hard to look too angry/threatening when you're eating a fish-shaped pastry, but if anyone can manage, it's him.]

Something more personal.

[herocomplex]

A SECRET LOVER.
_{[ He sounds.. so very certain. ]}

[evilgrows]

What? No!

[He just... grumpily takes a bite of his taiyaki because that's the last thing he ever expected him to come up with.]

I just have something annoying I need to deal with.

[herocomplex]

....
The President.

Yeah, I understand, man. It's real annoying.

[evilgrows]

N-no.

[He doesn't exactly want to mention the fact that he needs revenge on a horrible blue alien hedgehog.]

It's even more annoying than that.

[herocomplex]

....

Woah, are you.. serious? It's that bad? I thought that was impossible!!

[evilgrows]

Just trust me on this one, okay? You think you've seen some bad things, and then this happens.

[herocomplex]

Well, I'm curious now!! What is it?

[evilgrows]

It's... incredibly classified. Very important that I tell no one about it.

[herocomplex]

I'll show you my incredibly classified alien if you tell me.
_{[ show me your alien I'll show you mine, etc. ]}

[evilgrows]

I really, really, really don't need to see your alien. Trust me.

[herocomplex]

Wait, seriously..!? I thought for sure that would work..!! C'mon, man. We're basically BFFs now. And BFFs share everything together.

_{[ Since WHEN are they BFFs? ]}

[evilgrows]

...We fucked, once, while I was under multiple influences. That doesn't make us "BFFs." [He includes air quotes, except only with one hand since the other is occupied.] Some things, I don't care to share with anyone.

[herocomplex]

Yeah, we did fuck! And it was fun. But I think you're really interesting and we have some common interests, so..

_{[ So. Friend. Automatically. ]}

And! I went out of my way to bring you taiyaki.

_{[ That is a bit concerning if Robotnik doesn't want friends. He already has one that cares. ]}

[evilgrows]

Which you chose to do, by your own volition.

[How does one man, who doesn't want, need, or care about friends, end up with people who actually want to be? It makes no sense.]

What makes me so goddamn interesting? Why do you care so much?

[herocomplex]

Well. For one thing, you look like Jim Carrey.
Secondly, you work for the American government, which I guess.. I kind of do too in a weird way. We both like science! And conspiracy theories! And taiyaki.

Also your tentacles are pretty neat. I wouldn't mind seeing them again at some point.

_{[ America. ]}

[evilgrows]

[He lets out a heavy, heavy sigh.]

I don't really see the resemblance.

[And the other stuff he can just let go for the moment, because:]

...You work for the government?

[Is this some kind of immortality project not even he got clearance to know about???]