[ It's been about a week since they had their conversation, so it's time for a follow up. Also, Gintoki has a lot of fun irritating this man and he's bored right now, so. Texting it is. ]
[It is, thankfully, no longer any variety of Iris time, but while he'd like to put certain things behind him... well. Apparently, he can't, and he groans in annoyance when he sees the text.]
[All the evil stuff is just ironic or something, that's all.]
You think I could get anything DONE in the past week??? I'm still acclimating to the technology here. Taking some time to make sure I can put things together right.
[He quickly fires off another text.]
Not for the sexbots. For bots in general.
[While he focuses on his device, he tries not to make "eye contact" with the thing he'd started building after the previous conversation.]
most bad guys are extremely narcissistic and have a general dislike for mankind, but maybe i'm counting my chickens too early before they hatch hatch from your eggman bots
[ A break in his text as well. ]
it's alright to admit you tried making a sex toy this is sex land after all
There were moving parts[, he makes sure to clarify, because THAT'S IMPORTANT.]
Right, whatever. It's less than useless to me right now, either way. Maybe I'll be more inspired the next time I'm forced to care about that kind of thing.
[It's just going to keep going and going, isn't it.]
Fine. I guess it still works as a first project.
But no, it wasn't just being sweaty, and I believe that was brought on by other things. Oddly enough I found myself with traits analogous to jellyfish for some reason. Including arms. Somewhere.
Except fangs. I had fangs. Do local jellyfish have fangs?
oi you're not allowed to have a tentacle dick that's too cool!! don't be so greedy with your tentadick!!
i don't think there's logic i just think some people are lucky and some aren't does your asshole get all leaky too? cause if that's the case maybe you aren't cool
[He was mostly just willing to trade the dick but he probably wouldn't say no to Way Better Powers... But, alas, his body wants what his body wants.
As for the buttplug... ugh.]
Ha. Hilarious.
Wait.
Wouldn't the stimulation just make it worse?? It's clearly meant for lubrication, and that'd just trigger it to produce more. It's going to be messy either way.
[He can't believe he's talking about this. The moon is gone, and he's talking about this.]
[ If this were a video call, he's give him a deadpan salute. ] i'm always interested in people sticking things up their asses
but also, it sounds like you have a lot of hang ups you need to get over so you're not incredibly miserable in this place i'm just here for moral support
[ how is anything he saying moral support.. But it's true. Gintoki's thing back home was helping people with problems no matter what they were. ]
But I'm pretty sure I'd be miserable in this place even if I decided to just go wild. Even now that everything's fine, I know it's all going to happen over again and I'll lose my mind, so I have that to dread, and make things that remind me of dreading it.
[BUT it's also incredibly bizarre (and suspicious) that anyone wants to moral support him for anything. IT'S WEIRD. IT'S TOO WEIRD.]
Of course there's things that make me happy. Finishing a project, designing the perfect playlist, a good latte. I'm just not at liberty to enjoy anything anymore.
just sounds like you're not even trying to be positive here yeah, there's stuff i don't like about being here and i'd rather be home, but.. parfaits and sweets make me happy and this place had good desserts you get used to being here
on that note, their lattes are pretty decent
[ Gintoki misses his city and all the people he swore to protect. Since he's an orphan and found a family there, he especially misses them, but he's trying to find silver linings here despite the fact he's usually pretty apathetic. ]
( TEXT. ) MAY 20th — un: SUGARSAMURAI69
Also, Gintoki has a lot of fun irritating this man and he's bored right now, so. Texting it is. ]
yo robo-sensei
did you **** yourself yet?
un: robotman
Can't just let that whole thing go, can you.
[HE REGRETS THAT POST SO MUCH]
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[ He knows it wasn't an "outcry" but it seems fun to ruffle the other man a bit. ]
even if they're a bad guy
also just wanna know when these things are gonna be on the market
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[All the evil stuff is just ironic or something, that's all.]
You think I could get anything DONE in the past week??? I'm still acclimating to the technology here. Taking some time to make sure I can put things together right.
[He quickly fires off another text.]
Not for the sexbots. For bots in general.
[While he focuses on his device, he tries not to make "eye contact" with the thing he'd started building after the previous conversation.]
(no subject)
hatch from your eggman bots
[ A break in his text as well. ]
it's alright to admit you tried making a sex toy
this is sex land after all
(no subject)
Thing is, I wasn't in my right mind when I built the damn thing, and now that I'm in my right mind, I'm even more annoyed.
...It looks like a fucking mess.
(no subject)
look, man, i'm sure it's great progress.. you don't gotta be hard on yourself
not everyone can just whip any kind of bot out of thin air on an alien planet
(no subject)
I'm not EVERYONE though. This is what I'm GOOD at.
[Wait, wait, he's basically admitting to having issues, that WILL NOT DO.]
But now that I can think clearly again I think I'll work on something more worthwhile.
(no subject)
that's pure genius
[ Oof. Yeah. Those are some issues just out in the open there. ]
i don't know
a dildo on a stick is pretty worthwhile in my opinion
(no subject)
Right, whatever. It's less than useless to me right now, either way. Maybe I'll be more inspired the next time I'm forced to care about that kind of thing.
(no subject)
better jump on it so you're prepared
by the way is your moon blessing just being really sweaty? i get fur and tails and they're kind of annoying but what can you do
(no subject)
Fine. I guess it still works as a first project.
But no, it wasn't just being sweaty, and I believe that was brought on by other things. Oddly enough I found myself with traits analogous to jellyfish for some reason. Including arms. Somewhere.
Except fangs. I had fangs. Do local jellyfish have fangs?
(no subject)
not that i know of.. sometimes people get traits from several different animals
(no subject)
[THERE. HE SAID IT.]
Hm. Interesting choice, though. I really question the logic of most of the changes.
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oi you're not allowed to have a tentacle dick
that's too cool!! don't be so greedy with your tentadick!!
i don't think there's logic i just think some people are lucky and some aren't
does your asshole get all leaky too? cause if that's the case maybe you aren't cool
(no subject)
[HE'D TRADE IF HE COULD.
BUT ALSO UGH WHO WANTS TO BE REMINDED OF BUTT LEAKING.]
That might be basically what I was sweating about. Unpleasant biological impossibilities.
(no subject)
it's convenient
you know
if you were actually screwing people
[ He almost feels sorry for him. That does sound like the rough life for someone who just trying to overcome it on his own. ]
i know it's not what butt plugs are actually for
but
i mean
they are *technically* plugs if things get too messy
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[He was mostly just willing to trade the dick but he probably wouldn't say no to Way Better Powers... But, alas, his body wants what his body wants.
As for the buttplug... ugh.]
Ha. Hilarious.
Wait.
Wouldn't the stimulation just make it worse?? It's clearly meant for lubrication, and that'd just trigger it to produce more. It's going to be messy either way.
[He can't believe he's talking about this. The moon is gone, and he's talking about this.]
(no subject)
[ It's okay. Gintoki has the tendency to be a filthy talker so it just kind of happens whether you wanted it or not. ]
(no subject)
More like it's amazing how eager you are to hear about me sticking things up my ass.
(no subject)
i'm always interested in people sticking things up their asses
but also, it sounds like you have a lot of hang ups you need to get over so you're not incredibly miserable in this place
i'm just here for moral support
[ how is anything he saying moral support..
But it's true. Gintoki's thing back home was helping people with problems no matter what they were. ]
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But I'm pretty sure I'd be miserable in this place even if I decided to just go wild. Even now that everything's fine, I know it's all going to happen over again and I'll lose my mind, so I have that to dread, and make things that remind me of dreading it.
[BUT it's also incredibly bizarre (and suspicious) that anyone wants to moral support him for anything. IT'S WEIRD. IT'S TOO WEIRD.]
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does nothing at all make you happy?
[ Oop. He's psychoanalyzing again. ]
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[Why, why, why.]
Of course there's things that make me happy. Finishing a project, designing the perfect playlist, a good latte. I'm just not at liberty to enjoy anything anymore.
[He's so dramatic.]
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just sounds like you're not even trying to be positive here
yeah, there's stuff i don't like about being here and i'd rather be home, but..
parfaits and sweets make me happy and this place had good desserts
you get used to being here
on that note, their lattes are pretty decent
[ Gintoki misses his city and all the people he swore to protect. Since he's an orphan and found a family there, he especially misses them, but he's trying to find silver linings here despite the fact he's usually pretty apathetic. ]