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Dr. ROBOTNIK ⬤ SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (2020)

residential district ⬤ LEVEL 2

MOONBLESSING ⬤ IRIS

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[evilgrows]

Don't be. They're not particularly useful and you didn't see them because I was wearing pants.

[THERE. HE SAID IT.]

Hm. Interesting choice, though. I really question the logic of most of the changes.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ a tENTACLE DICK.. now he's really jealous. ]}

oi you're not allowed to have a tentacle dick
that's too cool!! don't be so greedy with your tentadick!!

i don't think there's logic i just think some people are lucky and some aren't
does your asshole get all leaky too? cause if that's the case maybe you aren't cool

[evilgrows]

You think I wanted it??? It was just as much of a pain as everything else. More, even. Everything moved around too much.

[HE'D TRADE IF HE COULD.

BUT ALSO UGH WHO WANTS TO BE REMINDED OF BUTT LEAKING.]

That might be basically what I was sweating about. Unpleasant biological impossibilities.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ But do we really want a Kitsune-nik? Something that can hypnotize and use mind tricks? Is Prismatica ready for that? ]}

it's convenient
you know
if you were actually screwing people

_{[ He almost feels sorry for him. That does sound like the rough life for someone who just trying to overcome it on his own. ]}

i know it's not what butt plugs are actually for
but
i mean
they are *technically* plugs if things get too messy

[evilgrows]

Inconvenient if you prefer not to.

[He was mostly just willing to trade the dick but he probably wouldn't say no to Way Better Powers... But, alas, his body wants what his body wants.

As for the buttplug... ugh.]

Ha. Hilarious.

Wait.

Wouldn't the stimulation just make it worse?? It's clearly meant for lubrication, and that'd just trigger it to produce more. It's going to be messy either way.

[He can't believe he's talking about this. The moon is gone, and he's talking about this.]

[naturallywavy]

looks like you have another project to work on for your backdoor problem i guess

_{[ It's okay. Gintoki has the tendency to be a filthy talker so it just kind of happens whether you wanted it or not. ]}

[evilgrows]

[w h y]

More like it's amazing how eager you are to hear about me sticking things up my ass.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ If this were a video call, he's give him a deadpan salute. ]}
i'm always interested in people sticking things up their asses

but also, it sounds like you have a lot of hang ups you need to get over so you're not incredibly miserable in this place
i'm just here for moral support

_{[ how is anything he saying moral support..
But it's true. Gintoki's thing back home was helping people with problems no matter what they were. ]}

[evilgrows]

Do I want to know why?

But I'm pretty sure I'd be miserable in this place even if I decided to just go wild. Even now that everything's fine, I know it's all going to happen over again and I'll lose my mind, so I have that to dread, and make things that remind me of dreading it.

[BUT it's also incredibly bizarre (and suspicious) that anyone wants to moral support him for anything. IT'S WEIRD. IT'S TOO WEIRD.]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ It's what he DOES, just accept it. ]}

does nothing at all make you happy?

_{[ Oop. He's psychoanalyzing again. ]}

[evilgrows]

The hell kind of question is that?

[Why, why, why.]

Of course there's things that make me happy. Finishing a project, designing the perfect playlist, a good latte. I'm just not at liberty to enjoy anything anymore.

[He's so dramatic.]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ So dramatic. ]}

just sounds like you're not even trying to be positive here
yeah, there's stuff i don't like about being here and i'd rather be home, but..
parfaits and sweets make me happy and this place had good desserts
you get used to being here

on that note, their lattes are pretty decent

_{[ Gintoki misses his city and all the people he swore to protect. Since he's an orphan and found a family there, he especially misses them, but he's trying to find silver linings here despite the fact he's usually pretty apathetic. ]}

[evilgrows]

[Painfully dramatic.]

Oh, I'm sorry, I was supposed to be POSITIVE?

I just spent a week shoving things into my ass like there was no fucking tomorrow, when I wasn't trying to make a machine to do it for me, that is. And now I have to remember that happened ANY TIME I do ANYTHING ELSE. And it's going to happen ALL OVER AGAIN.

And I'm supposed to just eat candy and be okay with that?? I'm supposed to get used to this???? Hell no.

[WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT THIS CAN'T HE JUST FORGET IT FOREVER]

And the lattes are okay at best. They don't even make them right.

1/2

[naturallywavy]

<sub>[ Woooah. He set him off. That wasn't the idea, but, damn. Why is it always the super smart ones that end up having so many issues? Gintoki is intrigued. He's dealt with so many different people in his life as a freelancer who fixes any problem, so he's very observant.

His eyes glaze over the text a few times, but then: ]</sub>

[naturallywavy]

does this mean you won't get a latte with me?
_{[ Robotnik doesn't want help socializing with people, and that makes for an interesting challenge for Gintoki to help him out of his anti-people shell. He's too ambitious to give up so easily, though. ]}

[evilgrows]

[Oooookay, that he did not expect. Enough so that it takes him a moment to reply.]

You're joking, right?

[He's making fun of him or something. Hmph. He's used to it.]

Is that all you got out of that?

[naturallywavy]

other than the fact that you're just so hellbent on being miserable instead of trying to be.. not so miserable

yeah pretty much

i'm not too happy about being here either
there's a lot of stuff i need to take care of back home but

_{[ But he's actually just too lazy to try and figure it out. After all, his manga is over. Had he been zapped here during the crucial 50 some chapter ending arc, yeah, that would have made him pretty miserable too. ]}

makes me wonder what it is you're missing back home the most
an anti-social guy like you

_{[ He's making an assumption. It could very well just be this whole scenario is just unpleasant and Robotnik isn't too miffed about being taken away from his home, but we're all in it together, Robotnik. ]}

[evilgrows]

Well, let's see. All of my machines, for one.

[After all, what else would he need? Revenge? Agent Stone?

He has that quill he used to power the prototype, but he's saving that for a special occasion. It isn't very helpful on its own.]

But hmmm. I wonder what an """anti-social""" guy like me would like the least about a world where touchy-feely is the norm and you get the urge to do even worse every month. Guess we'll never know!

[naturallywavy]

_{[ Gintoki can't really say the same about the machine thing. His prized possession, his collection of Shounen JUMP, came here with him. So did his inugami pet. All that's missing are his subordinates. He really hates that. ]}

i get it
but there's not anything you can do about it
someone would have figured out by now what to do about it

might as well suck it up
and swallow

[evilgrows]

[Oh, he's got plenty more tirade to go on, and he's already typing the excessive fury of a villain displaced from his villainy, only those last two lines just piss him off the most of all and he dumps the whole thing.

Heavy sigh.]

I hope you understand I have to kill you now.

[naturallywavy]

i'm interested to see you try
_{[ The text sounds like his usual flat tone, but he really is interested. He's a has-been samurai that's tired from a 704 chapter manga, but that main character identity just have him itching for a good ole good guy vs bad guy fight. ]}

also, something you *could* consider since you mentioned you're low on resources and miss your machines, the ware wolf shop has an items you can purchase that might help with whatever endeavors you choose to pursue

if there's a certain robot you're feeling desperate for, i'm pretty sure there's an item that will give you something from back home

_{[ He's still rooting for you despite being threatened, okay. Threats are common language of endearment where he's from. ]}

[evilgrows]

When you least expect it.

[It's more of an empty threat out of frustration than anything, and besides, that other stuff is more interesting.

No big boss battle tonight.]

Is that so? Legitimately?

We can't get out of here, but they can reach some kind of cosmic hand into the ether and get us our things back?

[naturallywavy]

i haven't tried it myself, but i've heard stories
you know, it's *magic*

_{[ Nothing surprises him anymore. ]}

don't tell me you're one of those wackos that thinks we were brought here intentionally

<sub>[ Gintoki says this, but he's skeptical as well. It seems too coincidental that characters end up here every month like clockwork, but he hasn't been wasting his energy trying to figure it out.

Then again, he's woken up in many different scenarios before without explanation. It's just kind of how his manga operates. He's tired at this rate. ]</sub>

[evilgrows]

Hm. Might check it out.

[It'd be worth a try, at least.

But really, is it that farfetched to think there's a purposeful element to all of this?]

But really, "wacko?" It wouldn't be the first conspiracy I've been witness to, and I doubt it'd be the last. Genetic engineering? Mind control?

Perhaps the mysticism is a veil to keep you from asking questions.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ If armies of eggbots take over Prisma, Gintoki isn't the one to blame. A part of him is mildly curious if this guy, who has such an high IQ, could figure out a way out of here with some resources from home. Gintoki is just here to make things interesting for his amusement. ]}

what other conspiracy theories do you believe in, doc?

_{[ Do tell. ]}