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Dr. ROBOTNIK ⬤ SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (2020)

residential district ⬤ LEVEL 2

MOONBLESSING ⬤ IRIS

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[naturallywavy]

other than the fact that you're just so hellbent on being miserable instead of trying to be.. not so miserable

yeah pretty much

i'm not too happy about being here either
there's a lot of stuff i need to take care of back home but

_{[ But he's actually just too lazy to try and figure it out. After all, his manga is over. Had he been zapped here during the crucial 50 some chapter ending arc, yeah, that would have made him pretty miserable too. ]}

makes me wonder what it is you're missing back home the most
an anti-social guy like you

_{[ He's making an assumption. It could very well just be this whole scenario is just unpleasant and Robotnik isn't too miffed about being taken away from his home, but we're all in it together, Robotnik. ]}

[evilgrows]

Well, let's see. All of my machines, for one.

[After all, what else would he need? Revenge? Agent Stone?

He has that quill he used to power the prototype, but he's saving that for a special occasion. It isn't very helpful on its own.]

But hmmm. I wonder what an """anti-social""" guy like me would like the least about a world where touchy-feely is the norm and you get the urge to do even worse every month. Guess we'll never know!

[naturallywavy]

_{[ Gintoki can't really say the same about the machine thing. His prized possession, his collection of Shounen JUMP, came here with him. So did his inugami pet. All that's missing are his subordinates. He really hates that. ]}

i get it
but there's not anything you can do about it
someone would have figured out by now what to do about it

might as well suck it up
and swallow

[evilgrows]

[Oh, he's got plenty more tirade to go on, and he's already typing the excessive fury of a villain displaced from his villainy, only those last two lines just piss him off the most of all and he dumps the whole thing.

Heavy sigh.]

I hope you understand I have to kill you now.

[naturallywavy]

i'm interested to see you try
_{[ The text sounds like his usual flat tone, but he really is interested. He's a has-been samurai that's tired from a 704 chapter manga, but that main character identity just have him itching for a good ole good guy vs bad guy fight. ]}

also, something you *could* consider since you mentioned you're low on resources and miss your machines, the ware wolf shop has an items you can purchase that might help with whatever endeavors you choose to pursue

if there's a certain robot you're feeling desperate for, i'm pretty sure there's an item that will give you something from back home

_{[ He's still rooting for you despite being threatened, okay. Threats are common language of endearment where he's from. ]}

[evilgrows]

When you least expect it.

[It's more of an empty threat out of frustration than anything, and besides, that other stuff is more interesting.

No big boss battle tonight.]

Is that so? Legitimately?

We can't get out of here, but they can reach some kind of cosmic hand into the ether and get us our things back?

[naturallywavy]

i haven't tried it myself, but i've heard stories
you know, it's *magic*

_{[ Nothing surprises him anymore. ]}

don't tell me you're one of those wackos that thinks we were brought here intentionally

<sub>[ Gintoki says this, but he's skeptical as well. It seems too coincidental that characters end up here every month like clockwork, but he hasn't been wasting his energy trying to figure it out.

Then again, he's woken up in many different scenarios before without explanation. It's just kind of how his manga operates. He's tired at this rate. ]</sub>

[evilgrows]

Hm. Might check it out.

[It'd be worth a try, at least.

But really, is it that farfetched to think there's a purposeful element to all of this?]

But really, "wacko?" It wouldn't be the first conspiracy I've been witness to, and I doubt it'd be the last. Genetic engineering? Mind control?

Perhaps the mysticism is a veil to keep you from asking questions.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ If armies of eggbots take over Prisma, Gintoki isn't the one to blame. A part of him is mildly curious if this guy, who has such an high IQ, could figure out a way out of here with some resources from home. Gintoki is just here to make things interesting for his amusement. ]}

what other conspiracy theories do you believe in, doc?

_{[ Do tell. ]}

[evilgrows]

[World domination takes a while, so any robot armies will be deployed long, long down the line at the earliest.]

Look, I worked for the government. I'm pretty sure I was RESPONSIBLE for at least three, lowballing the estimate here.

[Classified information means nothing here! Fuck it!]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ Eyebrow raise. Impressive. ]}
that's some evangelion shit right there

but
old news
my government, other organizations and direct politicians such as some of our shoguns were controlled by aliens.. they kind of took over japan
really, i didn't care about it all
_{[ Besides one particular instance which was the reason he even bothered fighting in the war against them, but of course that's backstory information that is yet to be unlocked. ]}

so that's kind of where i'm at as far as conspiracy stuff goes

[evilgrows]

[He knows the name of Evangelion, at least, even if he hasn't bothered watching it.

But that's definitely wilder than anything he's been called in for, alien hedgehog included.]

And yet you don't think it's possible that this is some sort of extradimensional MKUltra.

We're just a bunch of resources here.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ He won't even expound on the fact these aliens were after a power source that is deep rooted in the core of Earth and were supposed to monitor it and instead took over Earth and went on a side mission to use the power to create immortal beings, but whatever. The rich will always be evil and that's why Gintoki hates politics. ]}

could be
but i'm not going to think too much of it

it's unhealthy and will give me cramps

[evilgrows]

How nice it must be to decide to be so oblivious.

[Unfortunately for him, the second everything clicked and that became his prevailing hypothesis... well, it was hard not to consider, constantly.]

Whatever it is, there's something going on here. I'll figure it out.

[naturallywavy]

sometimes it's nice
i'd rather not get my blood pressure to rise when i've already dealt with enough conspiracy-doing idiots then i can shake a stick at

_{[ He remembers directly punching the shogun and sending him spiraling across the room. He also remembers the authoritative consequences that came with it and he's too tired to deal with that here. ]}

rooting for you
our hero, robo-sensei

[evilgrows]

Uh-huh. Well, I've discovered relaxing isn't exactly an option in my case.

[Not when he has all of these hell weeks to look forward to.]

But I'm not doing this to be anybody's hero.

I'm doing this for me.

[At least he's honest.]

[naturallywavy]

not even for the person that gave you the sex bot idea?
oh, and a latte

_{[ His offer still stands. ]}

[evilgrows]

I would have come up with it on my own. And if other people end up benefiting from my work, whatever, it's just not my focus.

[He just stares at the text for a while.]

Really persistent, aren't you.

[naturallywavy]

you're really persistent at not making friends
so i'm persistent at making one

[evilgrows]

I'm sure there's plenty of people here who are just fine with making friends. Why waste your time on me?

[naturallywavy]

you're interesting
and obviously need friends

happy to help

_{[ It's both out of pity and curiosity. ]}

[evilgrows]

I can assure you, I don't need friends. I never did.

[Of course he's interesting, though. He's a genius. That's very interesting. It doesn't seem like his "friend" here is going to take no for an answer, though, and in the interest of not having to keep arguing for the rest of eternity...]

But fine. If you insist, I GUESS.

[naturallywavy]

great
when?

just don't wanna interrupt your pre-scheduled brooding

[evilgrows]

I have literally no schedule anymore.

So any time before the Iris cycle rolls around again, I guess.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ You know that since he's said that, Gintoki is gonna want to visit during that time. Just because he's terrible like that. ]}

you got it
i'll keep you posted

_{[ FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC, JIMBOTNIK. ]}