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Dr. ROBOTNIK ⬤ SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (2020)

residential district ⬤ LEVEL 2

MOONBLESSING ⬤ IRIS

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[evilgrows]

I told you, using animals is inefficient.

Thing is, I wasn't in my right mind when I built the damn thing, and now that I'm in my right mind, I'm even more annoyed.

...It looks like a fucking mess.

[naturallywavy]

does it look like an antique microwave at least?
look, man, i'm sure it's great progress.. you don't gotta be hard on yourself

not everyone can just whip any kind of bot out of thin air on an alien planet

[evilgrows]

No, if you must know, it's essentially a dildo on a stick. I don't know what the hell I was thinking.

I'm not EVERYONE though. This is what I'm GOOD at.

[Wait, wait, he's basically admitting to having issues, that WILL NOT DO.]

But now that I can think clearly again I think I'll work on something more worthwhile.

[naturallywavy]

a dildo on a stick
that's pure genius

_{[ Oof. Yeah. Those are some issues just out in the open there. ]}

i don't know
a dildo on a stick is pretty worthwhile in my opinion

[evilgrows]

There were moving parts[, he makes sure to clarify, because THAT'S IMPORTANT.]

Right, whatever. It's less than useless to me right now, either way. Maybe I'll be more inspired the next time I'm forced to care about that kind of thing.

[naturallywavy]

which will be in a few weeks
better jump on it so you're prepared

by the way is your moon blessing just being really sweaty? i get fur and tails and they're kind of annoying but what can you do

[evilgrows]

[It's just going to keep going and going, isn't it.]

Fine. I guess it still works as a first project.

But no, it wasn't just being sweaty, and I believe that was brought on by other things. Oddly enough I found myself with traits analogous to jellyfish for some reason. Including arms. Somewhere.

Except fangs. I had fangs. Do local jellyfish have fangs?

[naturallywavy]

oh man.. you got tentacles.. not gonna lie i'm a little jealous of that.. you kept them well hidden on camera

not that i know of.. sometimes people get traits from several different animals

[evilgrows]

Don't be. They're not particularly useful and you didn't see them because I was wearing pants.

[THERE. HE SAID IT.]

Hm. Interesting choice, though. I really question the logic of most of the changes.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ a tENTACLE DICK.. now he's really jealous. ]}

oi you're not allowed to have a tentacle dick
that's too cool!! don't be so greedy with your tentadick!!

i don't think there's logic i just think some people are lucky and some aren't
does your asshole get all leaky too? cause if that's the case maybe you aren't cool

[evilgrows]

You think I wanted it??? It was just as much of a pain as everything else. More, even. Everything moved around too much.

[HE'D TRADE IF HE COULD.

BUT ALSO UGH WHO WANTS TO BE REMINDED OF BUTT LEAKING.]

That might be basically what I was sweating about. Unpleasant biological impossibilities.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ But do we really want a Kitsune-nik? Something that can hypnotize and use mind tricks? Is Prismatica ready for that? ]}

it's convenient
you know
if you were actually screwing people

_{[ He almost feels sorry for him. That does sound like the rough life for someone who just trying to overcome it on his own. ]}

i know it's not what butt plugs are actually for
but
i mean
they are *technically* plugs if things get too messy

[evilgrows]

Inconvenient if you prefer not to.

[He was mostly just willing to trade the dick but he probably wouldn't say no to Way Better Powers... But, alas, his body wants what his body wants.

As for the buttplug... ugh.]

Ha. Hilarious.

Wait.

Wouldn't the stimulation just make it worse?? It's clearly meant for lubrication, and that'd just trigger it to produce more. It's going to be messy either way.

[He can't believe he's talking about this. The moon is gone, and he's talking about this.]

[naturallywavy]

looks like you have another project to work on for your backdoor problem i guess

_{[ It's okay. Gintoki has the tendency to be a filthy talker so it just kind of happens whether you wanted it or not. ]}

[evilgrows]

[w h y]

More like it's amazing how eager you are to hear about me sticking things up my ass.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ If this were a video call, he's give him a deadpan salute. ]}
i'm always interested in people sticking things up their asses

but also, it sounds like you have a lot of hang ups you need to get over so you're not incredibly miserable in this place
i'm just here for moral support

_{[ how is anything he saying moral support..
But it's true. Gintoki's thing back home was helping people with problems no matter what they were. ]}

[evilgrows]

Do I want to know why?

But I'm pretty sure I'd be miserable in this place even if I decided to just go wild. Even now that everything's fine, I know it's all going to happen over again and I'll lose my mind, so I have that to dread, and make things that remind me of dreading it.

[BUT it's also incredibly bizarre (and suspicious) that anyone wants to moral support him for anything. IT'S WEIRD. IT'S TOO WEIRD.]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ It's what he DOES, just accept it. ]}

does nothing at all make you happy?

_{[ Oop. He's psychoanalyzing again. ]}

[evilgrows]

The hell kind of question is that?

[Why, why, why.]

Of course there's things that make me happy. Finishing a project, designing the perfect playlist, a good latte. I'm just not at liberty to enjoy anything anymore.

[He's so dramatic.]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ So dramatic. ]}

just sounds like you're not even trying to be positive here
yeah, there's stuff i don't like about being here and i'd rather be home, but..
parfaits and sweets make me happy and this place had good desserts
you get used to being here

on that note, their lattes are pretty decent

_{[ Gintoki misses his city and all the people he swore to protect. Since he's an orphan and found a family there, he especially misses them, but he's trying to find silver linings here despite the fact he's usually pretty apathetic. ]}

[evilgrows]

[Painfully dramatic.]

Oh, I'm sorry, I was supposed to be POSITIVE?

I just spent a week shoving things into my ass like there was no fucking tomorrow, when I wasn't trying to make a machine to do it for me, that is. And now I have to remember that happened ANY TIME I do ANYTHING ELSE. And it's going to happen ALL OVER AGAIN.

And I'm supposed to just eat candy and be okay with that?? I'm supposed to get used to this???? Hell no.

[WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT THIS CAN'T HE JUST FORGET IT FOREVER]

And the lattes are okay at best. They don't even make them right.

1/2

[naturallywavy]

<sub>[ Woooah. He set him off. That wasn't the idea, but, damn. Why is it always the super smart ones that end up having so many issues? Gintoki is intrigued. He's dealt with so many different people in his life as a freelancer who fixes any problem, so he's very observant.

His eyes glaze over the text a few times, but then: ]</sub>

[naturallywavy]

does this mean you won't get a latte with me?
_{[ Robotnik doesn't want help socializing with people, and that makes for an interesting challenge for Gintoki to help him out of his anti-people shell. He's too ambitious to give up so easily, though. ]}

[evilgrows]

[Oooookay, that he did not expect. Enough so that it takes him a moment to reply.]

You're joking, right?

[He's making fun of him or something. Hmph. He's used to it.]

Is that all you got out of that?

[naturallywavy]

other than the fact that you're just so hellbent on being miserable instead of trying to be.. not so miserable

yeah pretty much

i'm not too happy about being here either
there's a lot of stuff i need to take care of back home but

_{[ But he's actually just too lazy to try and figure it out. After all, his manga is over. Had he been zapped here during the crucial 50 some chapter ending arc, yeah, that would have made him pretty miserable too. ]}

makes me wonder what it is you're missing back home the most
an anti-social guy like you

_{[ He's making an assumption. It could very well just be this whole scenario is just unpleasant and Robotnik isn't too miffed about being taken away from his home, but we're all in it together, Robotnik. ]}