The odds are extremely miniscule and I'm not here to prop up your wishful thinking. Generally the only way I've seen people get powers like that is if they: one, start changing into something with them, or two, collect enough bootleg Chuck E. Cheese tokens to summon the magic shopkeeper.
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Don't get your hopes up.